tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-951745754402504742011-08-05T01:41:24.729-07:00tempat aku, aku punya, so ikut suka akukhyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.comBlogger271100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-7084140839568722342010-07-13T22:36:00.000-07:002010-07-13T22:40:40.741-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">ohoww!how...sronoknyeww klas da mule...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">bishelew..pnat ckit g snew shini..</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">besh shangat dapat jumpe kwan..sronok adewlarh..</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">HAHA</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);">HAHA </span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">HAHA..</span>.<br />Bodoh,retard,bangahal gila kalo ada mangkuk<br />tulis cmni...tulis bisa suda la..<br />pikiaq stailo ka woi!<br />shakit mulut i nak bcew taw..<br />terencat!<br /><br />neway,<br />welkem back losers!<br />from the hell of boredomness..<br />there are several things u shud consider<br />before nak letak bag,kemas barang n tendang locker..<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">1.rumet</span><br />rumet mestilah kacak bergaya,macho dan tampan,<br />okei,aku tipu..ayat berbaur sontot,better abaikan..<br />rumet bek amek yg cukup sifat,bak kata<br />melayu ekstravaganza,skepala...pala apa aku xtaw..<br />boleh buat borak psal rozita che wan dan norish<br />karman pn lagi baek maybe..<br /><br />realiti skrg-aku dok asing dri mmber,dan teori<br />of ramdomness kolej 13 yg adil gila babi dah letak<br />aku dgn junior yg suka men dota..pehh,sori lar<br />braderr,gua xmen dota,kalo nak ajak racing,<br />siap sedia la nak makan asap evo putih gua...<br />akakakakaka<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">2.bilik</span><br />bilik mestilah bilik bawah skali, senang nak pi<br />kelas,senang orang kejut,senang nak mkn nasi,<br />,senang nak lari kalo bangunan terbakar dan<br />paling susah sekali nak lari kalo tabligh datang<br />bilek...<br /><br />realiti lo ni-aku kena tingkat dua,kalo tertinggal<br />helmet kat atas,kena lari balik naek bilik,<br />peluh ketiak jgan ckp la brader...pkai semburan<br />wangi-wangian axe pn amoi tgk buat muka donald duck..<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 51);">3.toilet</span><br />toilet kolej aku mmg sempoi,servis terbaik,<br />kalah hotel five star...cuci tiap2 hari,<br />tapi still nampak hudoh..cermin pecah,flush xleh<br />guna..heh,thanx God,aku xdak sembelit(xdak kaitan)<br />0oya..untuk melancarkan urusan pelaburan,pileh<br />toilet fevret,yg xcacat,ad selak,ada air,dan flush,<br />toilet yg ujung aku xgalakkan,sumpah ada yg cacat..<br />toilet 2nd dr ujung selalu perfect,suma ada..<br /><br />realiti-bila pelaburan ada yg perlu dibuat dgn pantas,<br />toilet fevret tempat yg wajib kena pi,kalo da<br />occupied..heh,depan pintu pn lu bley berterabur derr..<br />nasihat,cari toilet back-up...<br />dah dua sem dok floor yg sma,dgr air menitik pn gua<br />dah kenalpasti dengan tuntas dari bilek air mna dia<br />menitik...awesome kan??<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 102, 255);">4.inter-faking-net</span><br />internet mesti la laju,skali tekan klua suma,<br />youtube loading selaju mambang,<br />dua tiga minit boleh donlod pat lima cerita,<br />xsempat tekan pn da kluaq,<br />bak kata anak tokei kantin raub...<br />(berlebihan2 xslah,asal jgan mcm celaka)<br /><br />raliti lagih-ujung kepala katil saja dpat,tu pn<br />xsmpai satu bar,takat fesbuk bleyla,tu pn kira<br />untong,budak sebelah katil aku tanye aku guna<br />brodben ka?sbab tempat dia xdpat<br />...aku jwab ya,gaya muka blgak pkai blackberry<br />baru angkat cash...pdahal tenet free..ekeke..<br />xpsal2 kena kencing!akakakka...<br /><br /><br />orait...situ saja,mnda ni sgt cliche'..<br />pkiaq2 sniri,besaq2 blaka dah..<br />o0ya..kepada celaka2 yg ada bnda2 baru,<br />blackberry ka,baju ka,kasut ka,sumpah aku xpeduli,<br />org len pn xpeduli la bodo...so,xyah nak<br />fancy2 sgt..bruce lee pn rsa nak terajang..<br /><br />selamat pegi kelas belaka-laka...<br />ujung sem,burn klaih pulak..<br />akakakkkaka..<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">piss off~ n see ya!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-708414083956872234?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-79324254571217359832010-04-22T19:28:00.000-07:002010-04-22T19:59:43.046-07:00mggu exam datang dan pergi,<br />mandi sehari sekali berdaki-daki,<br />peluh ketiak usah ditanya orang ditepi,<br />stadi,makan,berak,kencet, oh shit!<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">quote ni mcm tahik!</span><br /><br />geli xgeli,suma kena admit,<br />sbb suma org berak tahik....<br />so cut da crap <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">about shitzzzlo</span></span>..<br /><br />aku mcm besa,still kehilangan<br /><a href="http://khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com/2009/11/dine-inroll-out-n-piss-off.html"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">basic survival instict tyme exam</span></span></a>,<br />still srabot tyme exam<br />still srabai tyme exam<br />and still serba serabai tyme exam...<br /><br />xpayah dok kencin xserabai msa exam,<br />kotak <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">bersepah </span>bwah katil,<br />lantai berhabuk,<br />shoppin mall tempat fevret dikunjungi recently,<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">makan </span>tak teratur,<br />men <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">game</span> lebih dos dari biasa,<br />dan<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">bergosip</span> smpai subuh,<br /><br />errrr...untuk girl,mungkin dikira juga simtom2 anda cacat<br />dan terencat juga pada mggu exam...hahhaha<br /><br />o00oya,i have a thought on defination of final exam to0,<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">"final exam-ruang dan kotak masa untuk pelajar menunjukkan</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">skill menghabiskan ratusan muka surat lecture note dlm</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">masa yg singkat dengan syarat dan rukuncara yg terencat </span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">buat seketika dalam mengira umur 19 hengga 25 tahun.."</span><br /><br />bukti??<br />--->bermuka sengih smpai telinga xkira masa walaupun<br />exam 2 hari lg tp belom cover puluhan mukasurat<br />lekcer note....malah bermuka suci penuh keimanan<br />smbil berkarok dan window shopping kat the mines..<br />waaw,vest kan?vest gila vavi!<br /><br />kalo anda bukan macam nih,mampos lah....<br />sumpah xpeduli dengan perangai beruk sangap<br />yg bajet bagus smbil meronta2 meminta pisang,hahahha<br /><br />utk pengetahuan tuan2 dan puan2 skalian,<br />saya juga mempunyai laman web<br />so0-sial picisan formsping<br /><br />klik <a style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);" href="http://www.formspring.me/khairilmencetak"><span style="font-size:180%;">di sini </span></a>jika anda kacak!(ayat mcm celaka)<br /><br />jgan tanya soklan pelik2,<br />soklan berkaitan tabligh,usrah<br />dan rukun iman adlah digalakkan(ayat berbaur hipokrit,tp,abaikan sja)<br /><br />aku malas nak tulis panjang2<br />okay peep!<br />bye,kick ass and piss off!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/S9EKVeZtc5I/AAAAAAAAAGw/YRVYkE-biak/s1600/ngbbs46e2999f03819.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 233px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/S9EKVeZtc5I/AAAAAAAAAGw/YRVYkE-biak/s320/ngbbs46e2999f03819.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463159187031552914" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-7932425457121735983?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-2646190378139211832010-03-31T21:50:00.000-07:002010-03-31T23:18:02.999-07:00<div align="center"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/S7Qx1OHSlCI/AAAAAAAAAGo/0eNA2It45ZQ/s1600/tenggiling.jpg"></a></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">serdang selangor, serdang kay el....</div><div align="left">semua org cam faker, ang pulak mcm dajey.</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"> </div><div align="left">serdang <span style="color:#ff0000;">sela</span><span style="color:#ffff33;">ngor</span> dan serdang <span style="color:#006600;">ke</span><span style="color:#ffcc33;">dah </span></div><div align="left">adlah dua tempat yg berbeza,</div><div align="left">serdang kedah penuh dengan hasil pokok</div><div align="left">kelapa sawit,on the other hand,(fuleimak!)</div><div align="left">serdang kedah pulak terdapat hasil yang </div><div align="left">banyak dengan tugasan or asemen yg</div><div align="left">dihasilkan oleh student yang berlagak naive tp</div><div align="left">sebenarnya <span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff9900;"><strong>setan</strong></span>...hasil ini pula ats</div><div align="left">sumbangan lekcerer yg ganas tp suka kentut</div><div align="left">yg berpura-pura xsdar ter-over bg asemen..</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"> </div><div align="left">dalam xsedar menyedari,apek cina </div><div align="left">tersenyum riang mengambil untung fotostat</div><div align="left">asemen student yg rajen gila vavi dengan memikirkan</div><div align="left">makan babi open table raya cina taun dpan hasil </div><div align="left">kutipan fotokopi <span style="color:#ff0000;">asemen</span>,</div><div align="left">lab report dan kertas survey yg tiada pekdah yg</div><div align="left">seharusnya dijadikan tisu jamban...</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">tukar font,tukaq cover page,tukar</div><div align="left">arrangement....that's what i good at rite now....</div><div align="left">waww!besnya!</div><div align="left">nak berjaya?</div><div align="left"><span style="color:#ff0000;">TIRU MACAM SAYA!</span></div><div align="left">(of kos tiru mcm awk,juz tuka front page</div><div align="left">saja,hahaha)</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"> </div><div align="left">bengang dgan asemen tidak membantu</div><div align="left">menyiapkan asemen yg bertimbun dan </div><div align="left">banyak cam haram,keja copy-paste</div><div align="left">mungkin mmbantu mengurangkan</div><div align="left">beban celaka ni...</div><div align="left">walau keja cam palat,tpi hati senang dan</div><div align="left">buleh eksyen dgn jiran tetangga yg aku </div><div align="left">da siap keja(bodo-bodo)</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left"> </div><div align="left">esemen cover 15 percent,</div><div align="left">tp wat kja mcm dia nak bg A smpai</div><div align="left">anak cuci pn xguna jgak...from the other side,</div><div align="left">nak dpat markah dengan cara len pn boley...</div><div align="left">memberi <span style="color:#ff0000;">kipasan maut dan ciuman beracun</span> </div><div align="left">pada bontot lekcerer.....</div><div align="left">stakat 20 percent pn xdehal kalo dia nak </div><div align="left">bg free2 kalo dah kena kipasan maut...</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">o00o0yaa...</div><div align="left">untok anda wahai <span style="color:#ffcc00;">politician </span>skalian,</div><div align="left">anda mesti syok n terer gila vavi </div><div align="left">dlm kipas mengipas dan memberi ciuman</div><div align="left">bontot nih kan?hahha..</div><div align="left"><br /></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">they can't be stand alone hero,</div><div align="left">so they kissing each other ass to make them </div><div align="left">on top...</div><div align="left">while, the other hero can be stand alone, </div><div align="left">but,he busy fucking other person's ass..</div><div align="left">hahahaha...</div><div align="left">so, cut the crap...</div><div align="left">ni bukan blog politik n bukan jugak blog tabligh.</div><div align="left">(ok,aku admit la ada jgak sket unsur</div><div align="left">tabligh,haha)</div><div align="left"><br /></div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">daripada aku menghabiskan masa nak jilat bontot</div><div align="left">lekcerer,mungkin lg bek aku g balek kedah</div><div align="left">and lepak kat serdang sambil tangkap tenggiling</div><div align="left">kat ladang sawit...</div><div align="left">sekilo dah 500 hengget,berat sekoq2 dalam 5 kilo,</div><div align="left">phewww..cukop 3 ekoq,xke lbey gaji aku</div><div align="left">dari lekcerer...ye dak?</div><div align="left">hahahhahaha....pendek dan pundek tol pemikiran</div><div align="left">..bodo2</div><div align="left"></div><div align="left">konklusi bodo statement diatas2 ni </div><div align="left">ekceli no point pn, juz ngamok2 gampang</div><div align="left">tak siap tugasan,lab report n menda2 celaka</div><div align="left">yg len.....smbil aku buang masa tulus natang ni,</div><div align="left">budak2 kos aku tengah syok g field trip</div><div align="left">kat Tanjung Karang maybe...</div><div align="left">so,jgan tanya pasaipa aku xgi...</div><div align="left"><span style="color:#ff0000;">bye and piss off peep!</span>haha</div><div align="left">and sapa yg banyak esemen and kije,</div><div align="left">padan muka semua!hahaha</div><div align="left"><br /></div><div align="center"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 273px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5455039839044015138" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/S7Qx1OHSlCI/AAAAAAAAAGo/0eNA2It45ZQ/s320/tenggiling.jpg" /></div><p align="center">cukup 16 ekor aku da bley byar muka beemie M5,celaka!</p><p></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-264619037813921183?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-83730731918842238102009-12-04T11:24:00.000-08:002009-12-04T11:36:42.223-08:00<div style="text-align: left;">yaaa!</div><div>ini Khairil Hilmi </div><div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SxliqeTB1aI/AAAAAAAAAGY/2Gx6whKSAVw/s1600-h/Hari+KeSembilan+378.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SxliqeTB1aI/AAAAAAAAAGY/2Gx6whKSAVw/s320/Hari+KeSembilan+378.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411464909089265058" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px; " /></a></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>ini juga khairil hilmi</div><div><br /></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SxljN3TRXQI/AAAAAAAAAGg/fIvKQ6mToB0/s1600-h/oplol.bmp"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SxljN3TRXQI/AAAAAAAAAGg/fIvKQ6mToB0/s320/oplol.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5411465517096590594" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 186px; height: 320px; " /></a></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>btol weh, aku xtipu,nma dia ni </div><div>khairil hilmi..</div><div>(sebok tol nak nma sma cam aku,haha)</div><div>bukan aku yg jumpa dia nih..</div><div>cik zaty yg jumpa..</div><div>tuh pn bukan profile dia,</div><div>blog awek dia punya...</div><div>tak pcaya?</div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://loveofmunielife.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;"> tekan shini lew~</span></a></div><div><br /></div><div>hahaha...best kan </div><div>penuh dgn tulisan bhasa melayu murtad,</div><div>tulisan budak2 baru knal apa itu tenet,</div><div>berlagak kononye smat gila b0obies la</div><div>tules camtuh..piss off biaaatch!</div><div>bak kta <a href="http://aishrad.blogspot.com/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF00;">cik aishah radzuan</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF00;">,</span></div><div>ni bhasa bdk2 rempit myspace..</div><div><br /></div><div>akakkaka....</div><div><br /></div><div>siriesly beb, </div><div>aku gelak guling bca blog budak nih</div><div>plus nyesal ada budak nma sma ngan </div><div>aku yg menyerupai Tomok </div><div>yg baru tumboh bulu smbil meneran lagu</div><div>'sejarah mungkin berulang'....</div><div><br /></div><div>cilakak!cilakak!cilakak!</div><div><br /></div><div>pesanan khidmat masyarakat:</div><div>jangan google nma anda kalo tak bersedia</div><div>mnerima rupa kembar anda mcm <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF6600;">hamid gurkha</span></div><div>ataupon <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">rosnah mat aris</span>...</div><div>o00oya...neway guys,</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#006600;">shelamat menggemokkan diri di UmaH yew~</span></div><div>ekekkeke.....</div><div>Rempit myspace yearghh2!!!</div><div>bwahahahahhaha!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-8373073191884223810?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-87715077741496399802009-11-25T08:35:00.000-08:002009-11-25T09:19:03.143-08:00<div style="text-align: left;">Nice timing nak beli keta kat KL la ni oi...</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/Sw1mv6CWXwI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/dghI4tGLql4/s1600/WTF.bmp"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/Sw1mv6CWXwI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/dghI4tGLql4/s320/WTF.bmp" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5408091700760829698" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 269px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: left; "><br /></div><div style="text-align: left; ">pheww...sggunh bergaya nomot plate ni ...hahaha</div><div style="text-align: left; ">WTF?</div><div style="text-align: left; ">only wattafak came across my mind...</div><div style="text-align: left; ">hahhahaha....</div><div style="text-align: left; ">how bout you?</div><div style="text-align: left; ">what WTF stands for?</div><div style="text-align: left; ">don't pretend dat you're so clean huh peeps...</div><div style="text-align: left; ">stiil wattafak rite?</div><div style="text-align: left; ">gagagga~</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/Sw1klZZz-qI/AAAAAAAAAGI/-gqsFw1JKC4/s1600/WTF.bmp" style="text-decoration: none;"><br /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-8771507774149639980?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-77729575549656812012009-11-19T02:22:00.000-08:002009-11-19T02:28:48.639-08:00<div>it's been a while i'm not touching this fuckin</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">tendang-jubo</span> blogger since i've been changing my </div><div>career from astronaut to a plumber and part time</div><div>cleaner for much bigger firm - Sudi Haruman...</div><div><br /></div><div>okeh...aku tipu...</div><div>so cut da crap....</div><div><br /></div><div>Bulan atau minggu exam seriesly</div><div>bukan mnda yang cambest..</div><div>serba xkena </div><div>serba gila </div><div>dan </div><div>serba serabai...</div><div><br /></div><div>manusia2 len termasuk aku yg nak exam nih</div><div>dah mula hilang 'basic survival instict </div><div>as a fuckin' student'</div><div>makan bersepah, tido merata-rata,</div><div>baju xbasuh mmg sumpah bnyak xyah cerita la,</div><div>pusat asasi? erm...lama betol xjejak kaki kat</div><div>sna kn....ekekeke..</div><div>kelas mula lengang pada ujung sem ni </div><div>mungkin perkara biasa...</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">-></span>Makanan asasi rakyat malaysia ialah nasi,tapi</div><div>makananan student asasi kat sni ialah </div><div>megi goreng sedap dan megi ayam..</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33CC00;">-></span>Depa kata msa study week la nak stay up n cover </div><div>balek apa yg dah blajaq, malangnya dan realitinya</div><div>stay up tuh dah berjaya,tp nak blajaq time tuh,</div><div>maafkan saya! mmg xkan berjaya... </div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FFFF00;">-></span>kol 6 pg mungkin masa yg strategik</div><div>untuk bangun pagi </div><div>tp sori sket, 6 pg adalah msa yg gila baban</div><div>punya strategik nak tidoq...</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>'Basic survival insinct' penting juga ntok</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">judgement anda dan memastikan anda tidak</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">terencat ataupun membuat sesuatu yg pelik</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">dlm keadaan separa sedar...</span></div><div><br /></div><div>*timba baju busuk aku dh penuh sebab punya </div><div>banyak bju xbasoh dan terkumpul dari </div><div>beberapa tempoh masa yg dirahsiakan..</div><div>bakul goca menjadi mangsa sekejap smentara aku </div><div>nak load pakaian dalam mesin basoh...</div><div>syiling ada ja nak basoh..</div><div>mmg overload la kot kalo dah dua bakul sumbat</div><div>skali...xpa, aku pg mandi dlu....</div><div>kerisauan overload memuncak semula n aku</div><div>pi tgk mesin uh...msa tgh spin, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">mesin uh bergoyang </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">laen macam ja</span>....macam nak terbalik pn adaga k..</div><div>tanpa berfikir panjang, aku amek lebihan syiling</div><div>n masokkan dalam bekas syiling mesin basoh uh tanpa</div><div>memikirkan tujuan sebenar aku berbuat demikian...</div><div>thanx god,bju aku siap di basoh dgn jaya nya..</div><div>bangga btol...</div><div>msa dok sangkut baju, aku terfikir balik...</div><div>'xke rsa mcm bg rasuah kat mesin basuh nmanya td'</div><div>okeh...korup! korup!</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>kehilangan basic survival instict juga </div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#FF0000;">membuatkan aku lupa hari bulan, tarikh dan masa..</span></div><div>Jam aku kat tangan, tpi aku salu tanya,</div><div>'oi cha, pkol bpa la ni? '</div><div>so , jgan salahkan aku or terlintas nak </div><div>terajang aku ok?</div><div><br /></div><div>*one fine day uh aku mmg eager nak pi </div><div>smayang jumaat sbb mmgu sblumnya aku terlepas</div><div>jumaat atas sbab yg dibenarkan syarak (uhu!),</div><div>aku blom tdoq lgi mlm tuh,so, aku tahan la mata</div><div>nak tggu pkol satu,aku dh plan dah nak </div><div>tumpang moto sesapa ja nak masjid..</div><div>plek gak aku ttgk suma org dok </div><div>lena punya syok pkoi satu uh...bila tgk nset,</div><div>baru pasan....</div><div>upannya baru ari khames...</div><div>bodoh btol! malu saya di buatnya!..</div><div>so, thanx god xdak sapa tanya aku </div><div>knpa pkai bju melayu pada tengah ari khames...</div><div><br /></div><div>0oo0ya..next day uh, aku tros xsedarkan diri,</div><div>aku bangun n ttbe ade org dok mkan dadih dari </div><div>masjid...ok fine,aku ttrtinggal lg jumaat...</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>-okeh, here's the thing, aku rsa bukan aku sorg</div><div>yg mengalami terencat bwat seketika </div><div>atau ketidakstabilan hidup ketika melalui waktu2 </div><div>stress.. maybe keaadaan saja yg berbeza...</div><div>kalo xdak,<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#33FF33;">piss</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#000066;"> off</span> bee-otch! </div><div>hang memang pemuhong! pi blah!....</div><div>gagagagaga....</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-7772957554965681201?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-46488115855731148582009-08-30T14:23:00.000-07:002009-08-30T14:59:58.313-07:00ekceli dlm kebanyakan blog skrg mesti tgh<br />sebok2 nak ngucapkan appy bitrhday mesia la,<br />merdeka la, slamat ulang tahun la...<br /><br />ahh!<br /><br />sebok btol...mcm la depa2 ni yg angkat senapang<br />yg p lawan jepun, komunis mahupun askar2 british..<br /><br />erm...<br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">merdeka</span> -bebas<br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">merdeka</span> -bebas jugak<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">maerdeka</span> -pakcik maer decagon<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">maurdeka</span> -pakcik maur decagon(adik agak nye)<br />maruku-deka -maruku berbentuk decagon<br />maruku-cap-eka -maruku murah di jalan TAR<br />or<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">marilah-ke-neraka</span>?-naek moto laju2 nak pegi tgk<br /> bunga-api sempena merdeka ke 52<br /> dan terlanggar lori balak pula..<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">-></span>merdeka bukan sekadar maruku,pacek maer decagon<br />mahupun terlanggar lori balak...secara simplenya<br />merdeka ialah bebas...<br />bebas sgtlah umum...mungkin contoh-contoh<br />berikut menolong kita memahami erti kemerdekaan<br />sbenar atau lebih simple lagi memahami kebabasan<br />sebenar....(eleh,kebebasan sebenar la sgt...hahaha)<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">situasi 1</span><br />*kalo anda kena tahan ngan polis masa roadblok..<br />dan anda juga xmempunyai lesen ataupon roadtax..<br />usah risau..hulur dwet kaler hijau yg dua digit<br />dan letakkan ats buku saman encik td tnpa banyak<br />soal...<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 51, 0);">nota:</span>ini menunjukkan Mesia sgt bebas.....<br /> spesifiknya,bebas <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">berkorupsi</span>....<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">situasi 2</span><br />*kalo anda seorang pemilik hotel2 murah, alert<br />dengan kedatangan VIP ke hotel anda...mungkin<br />beliau ingan mengadakan 'rapat umum' dengan<br />chiken2 beliau....oi2, cctv da pasang blom..<br />haha...<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 51, 0);">nota:</span>skali lg menunjukkan Mesia ini bebas..<br /> spesifiknya bebas melepak dengan <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">chiken2</span> d<br /> hotel2 murah...<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">situasi 3</span><br />*ini paling saya suka..jika anda seorang lecturer,<br />kebebasan bersuara adlah hak anda...anda berhak<br />mengajar, memaki ataupun mnceritakan pengalaman<br />anda masa di sekolah berasrama penuh terutama STF<br />kepada student anda..anda juga berhak memaki<br />bodoh, stupid dan memaki bangsa sendiri dengan<br />fikiran sekular anda...<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 51, 0);">nota:</span>biasa lah...Mesia kan dah merdeka...<br /> jadiknya..<span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">kebabasan bersuara</span> juga hak<br /> hak milik anda..hahaha...<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">-------</span>---------<span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">--------</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">---------------</span>-----------<br /><br />secara jujurnya...ketiga2 situasi ini menunjukkan<br />situasi yg merdeka....<br />malangnya....<br />merdeka dari segi korupsi,seks merdeka(bebas) dan<br />sekularisme bukanlah sesuatu yg membanggakan...<br />malah kadangkala kebodohan juga yg jelas ternyata..<br />situasi 1 dan 2 sudah biasa kita dengar dan sudah<br />basi....<br />situasi 3 pula, jika anda terpilih bersama beliau<br />dalam kelas biologi,<br />you're the luckiest fucker alive....sbb dialah<br />seorg yg paling hebat skali dlm alam semester nih,<br />sy pn kurg pasti beliau berbangsa apa sebenarnya,<br />secra fizikal yg sya lihat, beliau seorg melayu,<br />tetapi xkan plak dia berbangsa melayu sbb bangsa<br />fevret untuk beliau maki ialah bangsa melayu...<br />ini menimbulkan kemuskilan yaa..<br />beliau mmberitahu kepada saya dan rakan-rakan<br />yg beliau tidak suka dan amat fuck org melaka,<br />kerena ex-husband beliau org melaka<br />yg berkahwin dengan student..<br />(sorry, ade ktorg penah peduli ke?ekekeke)<br />mungkin beliau<br />berbangsa Jarman...menjadi kuli di satu pertujukan<br />fesyen pon sudah bangga...berpuluh2 ribu org<br />bersekolah d asrama penuh,ttpi xpernah pula<br />bangga bagai nak rak...<br />bayi yg dilahirkan pandai<br />secara semulajadi adlah anugerah Tuhan..knp<br />beliau bertanya knp boleh jadi mcmtuh...<br />ermmm...looks like<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"> secularisme </span>playing its part..<br />heh...guys, please...i don't tell a pack of<br />lie to make me look good, i just tell you what<br />happened....<br />don't be mad..<br />aku ckp bnda yg betul,x mnjadik kesalahan bukan?<br />secara serious shitnya..<br /><br />kita bukanlah merdeka secara naturalnya..<br />iaitu bebas dari genggaman pejajah.<br /><br />hakikatnya,<br />kita bebas melakukan segalanya...hahahha..<br /><br />-ia suma bergantung kepada anda, dan sekali lg<br />sy ulang<br />'merdeka dari segi korupsi,seks merdeka(bebas) dan<br />sekularisme bukanlah sesuatu yg membanggakan...<br />malah kadangkala kebodohan juga<br />yg jelas ternyata..'<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-4648811585573114858?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-35490942525924517862009-08-17T01:41:00.000-07:002009-08-17T01:52:28.192-07:00Boys will be boys..<br /><br /><br />Girls will be girls...<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong></strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>Fags?</strong></span><br /><br /><br />Fags will be deepshit searching for anal......<br /><br /><br /><div align="right"> Deym you pondan Gigi!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-3549094252592451786?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-89849069538699992892009-08-02T12:08:00.000-07:002009-08-02T12:19:50.000-07:00heh, pelbagai spekulasi dan fitnah bertaburan disana<br />sini dicampor plak dengan caci maki berbaur maki hamun<br />bila tengok gambaq uncle nih....<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SnXlNjNxkYI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/4dfhgRvxsJM/s1600-h/uncle.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 242px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SnXlNjNxkYI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/4dfhgRvxsJM/s320/uncle.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5365446552035889538" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">'sapa uncle ni weh? tok wan ang ka?'</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">heh,anda bukan org yg pertama yg tanya soklan neh....</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">'ni la muka ang bila ang tua nanti...hahaha'</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">ceh, celaka!memang tak sayang molot...</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">---></span>haaa...gmbaq nih agak familiar dalam <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">fesbuk</span>,<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 204, 255);">frenster</span>,<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">blog</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">ger</span> xketinggalan jgak twitter aku...so<br />uncle ni ialah representative aku dalam mna2 laman web<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">so-sial picisan</span> masa kini...<br />even muka uncle nih dah tersangat old skool tp dia<br />sgt mnarek (bg aku la)...<br />walaupun tiada sebatang mahupun secebis kalsium yg lekat<br />pada gusi nya, tp uncle nih maseh tersenyum riang..<br />gua tabik sama lu la uncle!<br />(trust me,baby doesn't smile this well..haha)<br />uncle nih mesti stylo giler b0obies msa muda2 dolu..<br />(anda x rsa begitu? ohh, x eh...xpa la...gagagaga~)<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);">---></span>ohhya..lupa nak ceta psai background uncle kacak<br />ni...<br /><br />errr...sbenanya wat msa skrg nih masih xtawlg<br />background uncle tuh cmna...heh, sori keh...<br /><br />gamba uncle ni sbnarnya aku discover dalam yahoo...<br />msa aku f4...<br />key word nak cari uncle kacak nih simple jah...<br />"smile"...hehe<br />simple kan...setelah go through berpoloh gambaq2 manusia<br />senyum yg giginya busuk dan penuh dgn plaque...<br />barula la jumpa gambaq uncle kacak nih...<br />gagagaga~<br />msa tuh frenster kan tgh top,<br />dgn smangat 46 aku mencarik gmbaq nih...<br />maklumla,nak letak gmbaq sendiri, segan la plak..<br />ala maklumla,penulis kan seorang yg pemalu <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">(ehemm2)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">(gatal idong neh)...ngheee~</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 51, 102);">---></span>so, in a nutshell,aku maseh xtaw spa lg uncle kacak<br />nih...erm,kat sni, aku nak ucap bergulung2 penghargaan<br />ntok sapa2 yg upload gmbaq nih...<span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">(thanks yawh!) </span>credit<br />to him or her okeh....<br />err....tah smpai bila aku nak guna gmbaq nih...<br />ekekekkekeke...<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">you</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">rawk la </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">uncle!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-8984906953869999289?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-68005970373357067622009-06-22T21:43:00.000-07:002009-06-22T21:46:56.393-07:00Dok tengah syok men <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Guitar Hero</span>® dkat<br />Home theatre aku..<br />suddenly...<br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!</span></span><br />lagu dangdut pulak dahhhh jiran aku pasang...<br />cilakaaak!<br /><br /><br />Involuntary Reaction--->Maximize volume on my amp<br /> and let he taste <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Anarchy</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">In <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">the</span></span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">UK</span> riff's....<br /> Wakakakakka~<br /> my neigbourhood come to silence again...<br /> and no more fuckin Memori Daun Pisang and all the<br /> deep shit Dangdut songs....<br /><br />puah ati aku....<br />Remember <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">red necks</span>!<br />if u can scream out loud...i can scream out louder<br />if u can sing out loud....<br />i'm not hesitate to sing out louder!<br /><br /><br /><br />*Xsgaja okehh...note that its involuntary reaction..<br /> bwahahaha....<br /> Ajaq skit muka hang....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-6800597037335706762?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-19739263672737674312009-06-12T10:22:00.000-07:002009-06-12T10:56:02.922-07:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">cool</span> <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">kah</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">begini?</span><br />---><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">bawak keta dengan kelajuan 70 km per jam di</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">lebuhraya utara-selatan dari kuala kangsar smpai alor</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">star utara sambil menyumpah-nyumpah dan dipintas</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">pulak oleh keta kancil 660 yg sarat dengan keling..</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">see?</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">sangat cool kan.....</span><br /><br />Bodoh apa koolnye...<br />Radiator keta bapak aku ada problem..<br />so,suhu enjin pn menyacak la..<br />ni suma psal gasket dkt head cylinder dia dh terbakar...<br />plus air dlm radiator pon melimpah kuar dr tangki ....<br />memang tidak disangkal lagi suhu enjin pnas gila..<br /><br />lpaih manyak kali brenti isi air dalam radiator..<br />bapak aku decide nak bwak slow...<br />paling maksimum pon 70...<br />(gila,bek nek moto!)<br /><br />Jadi jugak la plan dia tuh...<br />dia bwak smpai Sg Dua pastuh aku plak sambung smpai<br />umah, sebab dia sangat mengantok lpaih 2 jam lbey dok<br />maintain bwk 70...hahaha..<br /><br />terasa celaka sekali,<br />bwak 70 kat highway....<br />kalo xpcaya,<br />try bwat la weh....<br />Bawak 70 n maintain kat lorong kiri...<br />awww man..that's hurt~<br />terasa the rest of the world is leaving you behind..<br />wakakkaa...<br />trailer tayar 24,datsun laurel,lori tanah tayar 8<br />dan paling xtahan kancil 660 yg sarat ngan keling<br />dengan tanpa segan silu lagi meragu-ragu mem0tong aku.<br />Hagham juadah!<br />Sakit hati dowh....<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SjKVe5zRa8I/AAAAAAAAAEw/Vzzrg667S0Y/s1600-h/overloaded-web.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 172px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SjKVe5zRa8I/AAAAAAAAAEw/Vzzrg667S0Y/s320/overloaded-web.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5346500065786686402" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">...sekadar gambar hiasan dari kulit yang sama...</span></span><br />:p<br /></div><br /><br /><br />Aku try jugak lajukan sket dlm 100...<br />Shitties!<br />Tempreture menyacak naik balik....<br />dajeyyyyy...terpaksa la aku slow balek smpai 70..<br />bru la trun balek tempreture dia uh...<br /><br />pkoi 6 ptg dr kuala kangsar,<br />kol 12 mlm lbey baru smpai umah....<br />segala sumpah seranah,muki hamun dan caci muki<br />keluaq abeh sepanjang jalan..<br />adoihhh....<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">such a long ass nyte.....</span><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><br /><br /><br />la neh, keta aku kna tukaq enjin...nak tukaq gasket mmg murah,tpi,<br />kos nak bukak enjin, canai head n overhaul~<br />pergh, mahal cam gampeng~<br />bek tukaq enjin~<br />kalo ada anugerah pemandu paling berhemah serta kool~<br />kompem aku menang malam tuh~<br />wakakaka~<br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-1973926367273767431?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-53552510008105126862009-06-01T02:26:00.000-07:002009-06-01T02:43:09.143-07:00tahukah anda Alfonso de Albukaki pa natang ntah nma dia<br />brani serang Melaka sbb ada 5 org ja Hang yg hebat...<br />antaranya Hang Tuah,Hang Jebat, Hang Kasturi,Hang Lekir dan<br />Hang Lekiu.....even ada 5 org ni pn dah rmai askar portugis yg mati<br />Oleh itu, Kedah pula tidak ditawan...sebabnya...<br />banyak gila hang yg ada...<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Hang pi mana..</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">Hang bwat pa..</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">Hang gila ka..</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">Hang nak mampoih ka..</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">Hang lapaq ka..</span><br />dan bermacam2 hang lagi....<br />Dengan menyedari bermacam2 hang yg ada..<br />maka encik Alfonso tadi pn kensel tros nak tawan kedah....<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">---></span>hohooh....enough2 for dat very bored n lame story..<br />ekceli bukan crita tuh yg nak dihighlightkn sbananya...<br />bru2 nih...kami stu family p rumah pak menakan (bpak sedara laaa)<br />aku kat Jitra....<br />lbey kurg kol 9.30 mlm la smpai umah Pak Ngah aku nih...<br />then...pak ngah ajak ayah aku dok tepi umah dia uh...<br />aku pon tak ikot la....aku tros msok dlm umah ngan mak aku<br />n dok sembang ngan mak ngah aku..<br />mak ngah aku creta, bebaru neh geng Seekers dtg umah depa....<br />sbb ada org ckp kat situ tempat keras... ohohohoo...<br />faymes doh!<br />haha...ekceli geng seekers uh dtg amek gmbaq ja pon...<br />mmg nmpak la ada beberapa jenis 'ekor' makhluk kat umah tu mak<br />ngah aku crita.....<br />huhuhu....dasat gak umah pak ngah aku nih....<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">---></span>pak ngah dgn ayah aku dok kat tpi umah uh sbenarnya tyme tuh<br />ada sorg Bomoh dok menangkap 'benda' tuh la mak ngah aku habaq,<br />aiiiii....kalo ikut ayah aku pon xpa td....bley gak tgk cmna dia<br />tgkap....mgkin mcm tgkp arnab?<br />mgkin jgak mcm tgkp kuceng?<br />or mcm tgkap pokemon, ala2 ash katchem la kte kan?<br />hermm...ruginya...x tgk...<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">---></span>suddenly,(ececceece)<br />pak ngah aku soh antar botol kat dia sbijik lg...<br />aku pon pi la hantaq....<br />aku tnya la ayah aku...'dapat dh ka'....<br />'ada sekeoq dlm btol bwah tuh' ayah aku habaq....<br />tgk la kat dlm botol tuh...<br /><br />WHOAAAAA!!!!<br />Xcited n chuak gak nih nak tgk...<br /><br />tengok kat btol yg dok kat lantai uh....<br />TAK DAK PON!!!!...adehhhh<br />kcewa aku....<br />tnya la ayah aku lagi...'mnda apa dlm uh?'<br />'Jin Tanahhh'...slamber tol ayah aku aku jawab<br />pahtu dia soh aku msok....<br />xpueh ati aku dah xley tgk...<br />org ckp tgk ikut celah kangkang ley nmpak....<br />hohoho....<br />bley try nih....hehe<br />on da way nak msok umah balek tuh....<br />aku tunduk konon2 nak ketok selipa sebab ade habok...<br />mse tuh la aku intai kot celah kangkang...<br />whoaaahhohohooh!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />teka aku nmpak apa??<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Surprisingly .......</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Hagham Juadah!<br />Tak nmpak pa pon!.....<br />"mana hang ni oi?"...(bisik aku sorg2)<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">Mungkin ada hikmah Tuhan tak bagi aku nampak~<br />outious~<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-5355251000810512686?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-71837392617741113742009-04-29T03:37:00.000-07:002009-04-29T03:58:02.692-07:00whaddap yeow!<br />Ni la intro plg disgusting yg penah d introduce dlm blog akuh...<br />ala2, nigger keling kat Amereka sna uh...haha~<br /><br />Balek umah mmg BEST...<br />TAPI<br />Perjalanan balek ke rumah....<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">MEMANG BUKAN MENDA YG CAMBEST!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">start dr Tunggu bas komuter</span><br />*kat stu dh abeh dah sejam....bas jarang2 lalu sbb budak2 dh<br />ramai balek kg dgn membuka kilang taik mata sebagai<br />keja part time.<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">pastu plak naek KTM serdang pg Bandar Tasik Slatan</span><br />*Keretapi Tempel Menempel (KTM) nih mmg sesak....<br />especially ari jumaat ptg n ari minggu. sinonim dgn tempel<br />menempel ....di waktu yg sesak,anda memang akan kna<br />menempel ngan org...nsib ampa la kalo kena mnempel ngan<br />keling mahupn mat indon yg 18 hari tak mndi dan jugak xpkai<br />deodorant,shitties~...busuk bewak mampoih...<br />aku xpnah kena!(scratching my nose...ehe~ bsuk cam haram!)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/Sfgyi9GzXbI/AAAAAAAAAEo/7PtCcTO6CPc/s1600-h/Indonesian+man+near+Meulaboh.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 218px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/Sfgyi9GzXbI/AAAAAAAAAEo/7PtCcTO6CPc/s320/Indonesian+man+near+Meulaboh.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330065735093018034" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">tukaq naek LRT plak, Plaza Rakyat is a next station</span><br />*pnas,rimas and belengaih suma ad...<br />msok dlm LRT uh,ekon plak rosaaaak!Damn it!....<br />dia brenti kt stu stesen uh,aku cepat2 lari ngan heret beg besaq<br />aku tuh, p dok kat koc len....<br />pheww...seb bek ada ekon...<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">smpai kat pudu</span><br />*haa...prasan x...kalo lalu kat dpn2 kaunter bli tket uh,<br />kat stu ad org yg amat prihatin...nak tnya kita nak p mna..<br />'nak p mna bang?'....nseb bek aku xjwab kata nak p jamban...<br />adoss,rmas tol...rmai plak tuh...mcm jalan kat tmpat zombie<br />plak....tapi look at da brightside, depa2 neh pon cari mkn jugok..<br />kalo xmau, tolak slow2 sudeyh...<br />smentara nak tggu bas kol 5 uh,jumpa batch mates aku kat<br />Beseri...Izani ngan Shikin...both of dem from UIA...<br />sorg foundation medic n sorg lg foundation doktot gigi...<br />Gud Luckies for both of them...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SfgwP3YvM7I/AAAAAAAAAEg/unrm_JEB_4o/s1600-h/zombie.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SfgwP3YvM7I/AAAAAAAAAEg/unrm_JEB_4o/s320/zombie.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5330063208116859826" border="0" /></a><br />Kol 5 ptg nek bas 11 mlm bru smpai aloq staq...<br />juz a perjalanan yg biasa...<br />as a conclusion, kenderaan awam kat mesia nih still lemah...<br />and it's need an improvement especially<br />Ketapi tempel menempel(KTM)...<br />servis charge mahal nak mmpos tp servis cam gampang gak..<br />org beli tket kot la nak ckp tmaseyh...neh tunjuk muke ketat<br />n muke sembelit 4 minggu plak kat customer....<br /><br />Bagaimana Datok Najib??<br />br naek jdik PM..mesti ad agenda yg nak d ketengahkan?<br />maybe kenderaan awam neh stu tjok yg agak serius<br />bg kmi yg xmmpunyai kenderaan sndiri ....<br />sya rsa neh kot cra sya mmbangkit kan isu ini...<br />kalo sya usulkan kpd pemimpin masyarakat kat sni...<br />mereka mgkin mmandang mnda nih sbg xpenting...<br />apa yg pnting bg mereka hanyalah perempuan simpanan dan<br />wang sogokan yg bertimbum2 yg bkal mereka dpt...<br />kalo Dato Najib terbaca nih...tlglah amek berat hal ni in the sake<br />of rakayat mu yg xmampu mempunyai kenderaan sndiri nih..<br />xpayah la biar kan pengguna2 kenderaan awm especially<br />KTM mcm kmi ni ditindas oleh pengusaha KTM dan pemimpin<br />masyarakat yg senantiasa korup....<br />tlglah yer....(tu pon kalo dia bca la kannn..)<br /><div style="text-align: right;"><br />shitties!<br />aku kna balek KL balek 5 aribulan neh....<br />neh suma ntok abeskan ujian MUET aku ...<br />tinggal speaking ja lagi....<br />slamat bercuti ya!<br />outious~<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-7183739261774111374?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-19760551434742957202009-04-09T09:41:00.000-07:002009-04-09T13:47:29.013-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/Sd4mvX-EBdI/AAAAAAAAAEY/_97S4V6HUVU/s1600-h/DSC02345.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/Sd4mvX-EBdI/AAAAAAAAAEY/_97S4V6HUVU/s320/DSC02345.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322734404928538066" border="0" /></a>highlited date atas kelender kuda neh bukan la tarikh stok minyak unta smpai di mesia ataupun tarikh kulop bana balek ke kampung.....<br />tapi tarikh2 hari yg sukar atau mimpi ngeri bg lazy bump cam akuh nih.....that is<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman; font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">final</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">exam!!</span><br /></span></div><br />o0yeh..hoho..xtaw nak react cmna bila final dh sangat lagi amat dekat.....<br />neway...xyah glabah bewak la weh....<br />matrix, diploma, degree la neh, mmg tgh bz sbb mggu dpn da examco weekos....<br />'burnin' the midnite oil' waktu2 cenggini mmg la rmai....study la konon<br />besok uh....<br />kompemla..<br />'burnin' the attandance space' plak....<br />adeh laaa..<br /><br />ermm... jadual aku berbunyi cenggini...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">berjalan2 ke kedai pak ya,</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">singgah sementar membeli papaya,</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">dimulakan subjek pertanian pada hari pertama,</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">shities!nota pertanian aku dimana ya?..</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">kenduri pak kulop makan papaya,</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">dikomen pula oleh china papa priya papa</span>,<br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">diikuti lagi biology pada 15 april-nya,</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">homeostasis,photosyntasis,peristalsis,mana satu ya?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">break it downbreak it down.....</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">dirumah pendekar mustar kta berjumpa,</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">pendekar mustar pula orgnya pekak,</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">17 ari bulan exam kimia,</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">ICE table??? wattafakk......</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">pagi hari mencari pasal,</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">kad matrix dirampas oleh encik keselamatan,apa hal?</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">exam english ku pada ari minggu,</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">encik keselamatan lupa nak ttup zip sluar tu.....</span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">berjalan-jalan smbil zip terbuka,</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">terasa angin, sejuknya encik keselamatan rasa...</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">ohh...baru ku sedar,exam metematik hari berikutnya...</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">kesejukan yg encik rasa,</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">bukanlah ksejukan biasa,</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">cuma laen dari biasa,</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">fizik saya pada ari last,oh, sronok nyaaaa!</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br />neway guys, sorry for dat song...<br />i juz just want to unwind my self a lil' bit...<br />for those baggies2, extra-size-shirt and bling-blingers....<br />can you beat dat??<br />ahaksz....<br />for dat encik keselamatan,sorry n padan muke!hahhaa...<br />xkan xsangkot kad mtrix pn kne rampas....thanx God la sket....<br />ktorg bwk jgak ltak dlm wallet....<br />ala, berkire tol...<br /><br />erm...for those yg bakal amek exam mggu dpan....<br />ntok suma rakanjiransertatemanku walau ceruk rantau mana pong anda berada...<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">.....All the best..... </span> <br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">.....Terbaeklah!....</span><br />(sigh....can't u stop dat Aidil!...haha..juz kidding)<br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">......Berusahalah!.....</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">apa2 lagi lah...in a kulitkacang,</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;">Smoga Berjaya ya!..</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><br /><div style="text-align: right;">dikesempatan nih jgak, ampun dan maaf jugak dipinta jika terslah silap,<br /></div>terkasar kta,terpijam bnda,TERguna ubat gigi ka,...ampun ya pak...<br />halal2 la ya.....<br />erm...sori psal entri neh yg xkena lgsung dgn tajok....<br />tp ,for those yg ade kt mesir nuh..kalo nak jual minyak unta...<br />Good luckies okeh....<br />outios~<br /></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-1976055143474295720?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-3301963795156230202009-03-19T11:09:00.000-07:002009-03-19T11:57:57.163-07:00tjuk nak gilo je kan....<br />ekceli nothin yg gilo pn.....<br />la neh pkoi 2 pg lbey....still xtdoq lg coz sok neh da exam bio...<br />(haha..ajaq sket muka,spa soh stadi last minute)<br /><br />ada plak neh buzaq, rumet aku goreng kopok....hehe,dy lapaq kot la uh...<br />heh, mcm dok umah sewa plak kan....biasa la bilek ktorg...<br />ckp ja,fully furnished......<br />tinggai tv plasma 51 inci ja xdak lg....gagaga~<br />dapo??<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">COMPLETE!!</span></span><br /></div>ehe~<br />kalo kantoi ngan barua kolej, kmpem ah stu bilek kna denda......huhuhu~<br />mna ley msak dlm bilek...<br />sptutnye tyme la neh....kne beradu da pong....<br /><br />suma dok stay-up lg nmpaknye.....<br />o0o0yaa....plus, permainan online Travian yg mnjadi kegilaan budak2 ASPER dewasa nih, telah pon mmbuka peranti laju( speedserver),bru sja d'lancarkan beberapa jam yg lalu (aduhh,skema sungguh....cigo bm aku mesti bangga pnya.....)<br />excidently....akU PN JOIN GAK!!....(excident je taw)<br />(ni suma salah jojo yg gila isim menghasut aku soh men,haha....sori jojo)<br />ye ar, server baru....sumer org start dr zero lg.....so, men jela......xla ketinbggalan sgt....huehue..<br />spe nak men!!!<br />raised up ya hand pleasee........huhu...<br />cmna la soklan bio sok eh...<br />xtaw la gue....<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">slamat mnjawab</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">exam khyril~</span><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);">dtujukan kpada diri sendiri.......<br />outios~.</span><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-330196379515623020?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-19960012122612013492009-03-06T19:08:00.000-08:002009-03-07T19:09:39.682-08:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" >bloggiesbloggies</span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">bloggiesbloggies</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 51);">bloggiesbloggies.....</span><br />suda lma dh xbukak blogger neh....<br />ye ar...setaip ujung minggu ja ad program...<br />ujung miggu neh la yg kos0ng sket plus ad cuti extra ari senin uh..<br />bley la jgak balek umahh....hehe....<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">~<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 0);">i'm now </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 51, 0);">heavenly at home</span>~<br />....uheeew....<br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br /><div style="text-align: left;">(hukaloh la...org len pn balek jgak la!)haha....<br />mse sblom nek bas smlm punye la pnat....<br />bas balek asetar uh kol 5 ptg...<br />disebabkn silap budget masa (skema btol!),4.50 still kt ats monorail yg br nak smpai stesen Hang Tuah uh....spatutnye tuka LRT plak g plaza rakyat sbb nak trun kt stesen bas pudu...<br />kalo nak tunggu LRT, kmpem ah lmbat...xbrani ah nak gamble....<br />heh,tggal 10 minit lg bas nak jalan,xkan nak cangak bangang tggu LRT plak.. .<br />so0,dengan stamina athlete triathlon Amereka yg pancit, (whoaa,amereka kawe)<br />aku pn berlari2 anak dri stesen monorail Hang Tuah smpai Stesen Pudu uh....<br />huhuhuuhuhuhu...dah la dgn beg lagi.....peluh?? usah ditanya la...<br />Finally,sempat jugak....UuuUuYEAHH!!!!<br />kalo x,xpsal2 terbang plak duet ak sbb nak kna bli tket len....<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >Last week,</span><br />bz training n perform mnde neh..<br />huhu...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SbIwhruQisI/AAAAAAAAADQ/wkof1UlVXtQ/s1600-h/DSC01893.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SbIwhruQisI/AAAAAAAAADQ/wkof1UlVXtQ/s320/DSC01893.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310360265853799106" border="0" /> </a>even x menang ,dpt hamper sbutey wat adiah saguhati pn ktorg pueh ati la...<br />persembahan ktorg pn biasa ja,just persembahan dikir barat yg sangat cliche' jika d bandingkan dgn kolej laen........<br />ye ar, kolej laen pactice sbulan lebey,ktorg,kolej 13...practice 5 hari je...<br />sbb nyer memule da nak tarik diri tp da pengetua kolej ckp xyah tarik diri n tlg cari coach kt ktorg lg....huhu...tiap2 ari,kol 2.30 pg bru smpai bilek,pastu kol 8 plak ad kuliah...*bereh blako*<br />erm..balek dri show tuh...org tnye "menang tak?"<br />ktorg jwb "menaaaaang,tp emcee x announce je...."<br />whateva pn,pueh ati jagak aku dengan 'dikir mee segera ' ktorg.....haha<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >LastLast week...</span><br />ad kem motivasi budak asasi dkt Mlaka...<br />kem lambaian danau....<br />hewhewhew....motivasi la sgt.....slot motivasi tuh ad satu je...<br />yg len suma aktiviti air....<br />buat rakit, lumba rakit n berkayak....<br />hewhew....enjoy beb!sirius!<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SbMwTBEjMYI/AAAAAAAAADY/6FP1LMBLdAc/s1600-h/DSC05078.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SbMwTBEjMYI/AAAAAAAAADY/6FP1LMBLdAc/s320/DSC05078.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5310641488863113602" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">dok dlm kem neh kna pkai headband uh selalu....<br />da la grup aku pnyer headband kaler pink...<br />adehhh laaa....<br /></span></div><br /><br />Tu la 2 minggu yg sgt,amat, dan teramat hectic...<br />ad ruang sket je,mmg tdo je la..plusplus,ruang bilek aku skrang neh makin selesa lg kondusif untuk tdo...hhuhu...<br />skrg plak,petang2 je, kire nak ujan.....<br />pheww.....mmg best la ntok <span style="font-style: italic;">sleeping monster</span> mcm ktorg....haha<br />tp skrg neh budak2 asasi tgh gila men Travian....haha...sket2, pg check kampung...haha<br />biasa la uh.......<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">S, is for sleeping</span>,<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">that's gud enough for me,<br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">S, is for sleeping</span>,<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">that's gud enough for me,</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">S, is for sleeping</span>,<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">that's gud enough for me,</span><br /></div> <span style="font-style: italic;">0o0owwww,</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">sleeping,sleeping,sleeping</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">is good for me!<br /><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">(adapted from cookie monster song)<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-style: italic;">erm..hope next coming week will be more relaxing for me...<br />huhuhu....i hope so...<br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">may God bless al of us...<br /></span><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-style: italic;">outios~</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></div></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></div><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></div></div><br /></div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-1996001212261201349?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-25853314548327552342009-02-14T15:08:00.000-08:002009-02-14T15:08:00.411-08:00<div>suda lma x mnconteng kt sni....nk wat cmna,xsmpat beb plus WiFi kt sni pong wat hal last week..<br />erm..br abes exam physic &amp; math...<br />tggal English je lg...<br />wah, nothin to say bout my life rite now....</div>juz rse rse mcm smthing wr0ng...suma goes <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:180%;" >upside</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">DOWN...</span>.<br /><div>the truth is.....i don't rily understand my life rite now...</div>agak bz gak lpas balik sni aritu...dtambah lgi dgn exam....huehue...<br /><div>(be strong khairil!cehhh)<-----mugkin dgn kata ini bley mmbantu.....gagagagag~</div><div> </div><br />o0oya...ari sabtu last week...<br /><div>dgn banggenye aku melaporkan....</div><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;" >IBU JARIKU TERKAPIT PINTU!!!!</span>kueng asam jawa btol....sakit sugguh....<br />hitam abes bawah kuku aku...adeh la....nak tuleh pn susa...nak tulis msej lgi susa!!hohoho...<br />saba jela..... 2la, sapa soh bueh sgt..tp skrg da smaken ok la....<br /><div><br /><br />rutin g klass cam biasa la, kol 8 mule klass...kol 7.50 br kalut2 nak nek bas....<br />hahaha...<br />smpai sna kol 8 lebey......<br />sblum smpei klass uh,smpat lg sggah kdai mkn blakang lebry nak bli karipap yg 3 bijik singgit...<br />huhuhu....<br />sedaaapppp ohhhhhhh......da lambat pong, still singgah jgak...bya la...(xtawla dlam karipap tuh dy letak per smpai ktrg ketagih...hahhaha)<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >plus</span> sarapan kan baek untul permulaan hari~ ehehehehhe<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SZYnaWxkXsI/AAAAAAAAACw/ETGzr2Gc1rg/s1600-h/DSC00518.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SZYnaWxkXsI/AAAAAAAAACw/ETGzr2Gc1rg/s320/DSC00518.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5302468945018904258" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">haaa...abang ensem neh la yg tman aku bli karipap.....<br />posing maut smbil makan karipap blakang lebry<br />suspect muka lmbat g klass..(aku xkot,hahaha)<br />spa2 nak nomot tepon dia neh..msg aku keh...<br />hahahhhaha........mcm farid kamil x??<br />eh</span><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">e~gurau je encik paku..</span><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span>0oo0yaa...ckap psal dtg lmbat......</span><br />ari jumaat bebaru neh jgak....ad la sket prjumpaan lpas kuliah math....<br /><div style="text-align: left;">pres kuliah ak dy nak bncg psal nk bnteras pendatang lewat ke kuliah.....<br />memula dy cdang nak wat denda mcm ketuk ktmpi or pumping (<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">wtf!!</span>wat muke sronok lak tu..)<br />dah tu plak dy nak wat spe dtg lmbat, kne denda bayar singgit....(lg syok, dy glak2 pulak)<br />come on man, don't be such a fo0o0L...wat ktorg mcm budak skolah plak...<br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">sini Universiti Putra Malaysia la....bukan Sekolah Menengah Putra Malaysia...</span><br />adoihhh....dah tu pnah ckp ktorg prangai mcm budak2 plak...adehadeh....<br />get outta here and go fuck yourself!!<br />xpela...dy je yg dewasa kt asasi ni kan...<br />ko je yg slalu btol kn....<br />nseb bek mnda neh xjadi bwat......<br />kalo jd jgak mnda neh......maybe ad yg xdtg tros kuliah kowt....<br />jd, bersyuko sket....even lmbat pn, ktorg dtg jugak kuliah neh....<br />dasar GiPang and CaPub tol~<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><br />slamat berseronok d hujung mggu yee~<br />ditujukankepadaRakanJiransertaTemanku~<br />uuuyeahhh~<br /><br /></div><br /><br /><br /></div></div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></div><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><br /><div> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-2585331454832755234?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-92210679386373776392009-02-02T21:08:00.000-08:002009-02-02T21:14:58.137-08:00mr din tagged ak...huhuhu..so, wat je la<br />1. What is the relationship of you and him/her?<br />-he's my batch mates in MJSC Beseri<br /><br />2. Your impressions towards him/her.<br />-deen macho,stylo,mylo and also gilo....<br /><br />3. The most memorable things he/she had done for you.<br />-bercerita psal ragbi dgn pnuh smangat~(do you remeber that din?)<br /><br />5. If he/she become your lover, you will..<br />-hohoho....gilo ko hapo soklan neh<br /><br />6. If he/she become your enemy, you will...<br />-hohoho...hope xjdi enemy la ek...<br /><br />7. If he/she become your lover, he/she has to improve on his/her<br />-adeh laaa...<br /><br />8. If he/she become your enemy, the reason is...<br />-adehh...xdak pasai<br /><br />9. The most desirable thing to do on him/her is<br />-xtau gak la<br /><br />10. The overall impression of him/her is...<br />-seriously...macho mcm bpak omroo0m ang dlu...hahha...i like your true colour mc kt mktb dlu...hihihi..<br /><br />11. How do you think the people around you will feel about you?<br />-ermm,xtawla...maybe im pndiam and sombong ntok strangers sbb muka ak muka xpueh ati...nak wat cmna beb, muka ak mmg mcm ni..<br /><br />12. The character of you for yourself is?<br />-a good sleeper...uhuwww..<br /><br />13. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?<br />-ckp mnda merapu..(progress nak brubah kowt,maybe...huhu)<br /><br />14. The most ideal person that you wanna be is?<br />-smbody yg bley jd contoh yg baik like Prophet Muhammad S.A.W......(berusahalah khairil!)<br /><br />15. For the people who likes you, say something to them<br />-thanx alot...i like u to00 and i really apriciatte dat....thanx a million bunch once again...<br /><br /><br />16. 8 people to tag:- gowcha (nak tgk neh)<br />- ardiannie (maleys! jgan lupe wat keh)<br />- Nor Izzati sulaiman (hehe)<br />- din (skali lg bley x?edisi special ntok aku)pleeeez<br />- mia (uhu...tolong eh...)<br />- aishah (tu pon kalo ko bley on..huhu)<br />- emellia shriff (klassmete aku yg suda lma xcontact)<br />- Wawa (bley x, cik future pharmacist?huhu)<br /><br />17. who is no. 2 having a relationship with?<br />-ohoho..can i told them dian??xkire..nak ckap gak....Am****a kn...hahha<br /><br />18. Is no. 3 a male or a female?<br />-if you consider the name, would it be a male? female she is<br /><br />19. If no. 7 and no. 8 were together, would it be a good thing?<br />-alamak, kn biase uh<br /><br />20. How about no. 5 and 6?<br />-dorg xknal rsenye<br /><br />21. What is no. 1 studying about?<br />-asasi mcm ak jugak<br /><br />22. Is no. 4 single?<br />-haha...soklan hot ni...he's single mingel!<br /><br />23. Say something about no. 2.<br />-die ad laptop baru!HAHA<br /><br />haaaa...amek ang din...da complete aku bwat neh.....rajenkan aku neh...la neh, ang plak keyh....<br />o00oyaaa...aku dah tukaq nma ang...<br />do you like it??<br />ehe..<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-9221067938637377639?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-84060198197298737632009-01-31T03:03:00.000-08:002009-01-31T06:18:33.022-08:00hurmmm....<br />KIRAhitungTAMBAHtolakPLUSminus dah sminggu lebey dah dok dirumah....<br />da nak abes dah cuti da pn....isnin neh plak da stat kuliah...<br />mlm neh da naek bas ke kolompo..around 2345 maybe.....bsok pg,InsyaAllah smpai la kt Pudu....<br />blek neh jgak ad exam...hueeeeee.....shiver goin dwn my spine, yikes!<br /><br />hurm, per yg aku bwat cuti neh ah??<br />study??-------->i guess my ball pen ink neva decreased since the last lecture,haha<br />playing??------->yep, buzy driving my evo in Need For Speed...<br />Moovie-ing??-----> i've burned my midnight oil juz to0 watched muvi....huhu<br />sleeeeping??------->ouh,can i skip dis question?haha<br />loiterrring??------->all my friend went back to thier college!especially bdak mtrix!xsempat lor..<br />vacation??-------->nope, keja balek kmpung je...lgxsmpat...but being under graduate tourist guide to my fren ada la....haha<br />0oo0o0yaaa......tp cuti neh smpat la jgak wat smthing yg bermakna la jgak, slain tdo spanjang hari, tgk muvi n men game.......<br />guess wutt???<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><br />i've made my own pencil case</span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">!!!!!!<br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">gy</span><br /></span>tadaaa!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SYQ4bLNGl6I/AAAAAAAAACo/GzcBQSen1D0/s1600-h/DSC00506.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 265px; height: 201px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SYQ4bLNGl6I/AAAAAAAAACo/GzcBQSen1D0/s320/DSC00506.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5297421101209917346" border="0" /></a>amacam??mcm pencilcase rockstar x???<br />haha....even xcantek pon xpe....janji aku pueh ati ley wat snirik......<br />pencilcase neh dbwat dr suar slack tebal mama yg dah xley pkai....(thankies to mama)....<br />pencilcase ni jgak diilahamkan dr kotak pncil aku yg lma, yg dah hilang....<br />(adohhh...sygnyer yg lma tuh...)cuma yg len sket,pencilcase yg lma tuh kaler itam...<br />huhuhu.....<br />smpai sni sja dlu kowt aku menconteng....<br />nak bersiapsiap ntok mlm neh pulok...<br /><div style="text-align: right;"><br /><br /><br />outios amigos~<br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-8406019819729873763?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-52485556130558375162009-01-27T07:21:00.000-08:002009-01-31T01:15:41.490-08:00Balek kg sblah mama bknlah satu bnda yg cmbest,aku cucu sulung laki n bawah2 nuh suma pompuan except yg paling kecik tuh ad jgak laki....<br />ceta dy cenggini...<br />dlm kol 7 lbey uh ak tiggal la laptop n nset ak kt ats umah sbb nak trun bwah nk redi2 bermaghrib, ku igtkan slamat,sbb nak tinggal kejap ja...<br />smentara tggu nak mghrib uh,sempat la langgah air laici kt bwah uh....nak amek buah laici pnyer psal, sggup telan air bnyak smpai kembong pero0t.....finally!!, dpat jgk buah dia...huahuahauahuaa..<br />(mangkok gila ah,pdahal bley ja nak mek guna sudu,adehhh...khairil2)xtaw pasaipa jd mengong smpai cenggitu.....<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);">*sumbat2*</span></span><br />lpas maghrib uh, br la pasan suma kezen2 aku yg pompuan nek atas (dorg neh around f2-f4)...<br />ah, sudahhh....lapto0p ngan nset ak!!....aku dok suspect budak2 neh selongkar paaa....<br />dgn gaya <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">combat</span> brani mati, ak meronot la slow2 nak intai.....<br />heh, ramalan2 ku tepat belaka.....intai kot bwah uh, tgk suma budak2 nih dok krumun dpn latop n nset aku....wtf?!<br />try la nk bukak pintu...tp budak2 neh kunci!!! (wargh,bertambah mmbara aku)<br />lpas ktok manyak kali jgak, bru la ad sorg buka pintu....<br />guess wutt??<br /><br />suma budak2 neh bwat2 tidoq....(dajeyy sugguh)<br />bab blakon nomot satu...prangai mcm keling <-----(ak <span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">racist</span></span> ke? tak kan??)<br />adowhh...mengang btoi ak budak2 neh.....<br /><br /><br />dorg neh xpenah dgr ke<br />'<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">jangan usik harta-benda org tanpa kbenaran</span></span>'.............<br />xkn yg tu pn nak kne ajax.....<br />xley blah pnyer budak2 bodo sial, dah f3 pn xreti nk pk....<br />i wish them go die!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SYBPAtWzqmI/AAAAAAAAACI/3iGkippCRic/s1600-h/iStock_000001027945Small%5B1%5D.circle+kids.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 287px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SYBPAtWzqmI/AAAAAAAAACI/3iGkippCRic/s400/iStock_000001027945Small%5B1%5D.circle+kids.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5296320035381553762" border="0" /></a>dah kantoi, wat perangai keling plak....xseda diri btol....<br />no action was taken to them.....<br />hope, budak2 gila meroyan neh pandai2 la pkiaq sndiri.....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-5248555613055837516?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-86650862025782200042009-01-22T16:31:00.000-08:002009-01-22T16:44:54.193-08:00Ehehehe....dah smpai umah weiii....~alor starz where i belong~<br />smpai pg khamis uh..brtolak dr kl sentral kol 8 mlm, smpai sni dlm 9 pg lbey...12 jam lbey dok dlm ketapi,adehhh.....kebas pungkok ak.....<br />gagagaga~<br />tp nak wat cmna,aku ska nek jgak mnda neh bila balek kmpung....<br />hoho balek kampung~<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;">neway,gowcha.....<br />tolong tndatgn menda MUET tuh jap kat aku....<br />arini dah ari last,tp aku dh ad kt kampung....<br />ehehehe,tolong ehh....beggin to you neh....<br />ang tau kn signature ak cmna kn....<br />huhu~<br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">~heavenly at Home~<br /><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-8665086202578220004?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-57614205182450013132009-01-19T20:30:00.000-08:002009-01-20T02:02:48.182-08:00<div>Juz got <span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 0);">FINISH</span> my Food Science exam!!!!</div><br /><br /><div><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:180%;" >UuUUuyeah!!</span>(UuUUuyeah mndenye.....jawab pn mcm pe je)<br /></div><br /><div>ala, merdeka la kjap.....lpas balek cuti smiggu neh siap la aku dengan exam Chemistry, Biology, Physics, Math(wrghhhhh,calculus man!!) ngan English...woish!!!bertimpatimpa subjek dsitu.</div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>0o0oyaaa....neway, besok aku dah <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 102);font-size:180%;" >BALIKKK!!</span></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br />owh yaaa...sblum balek neh jgak ak sempat mghabiskan carrier Need For Speed Most Wanted ayie yg kononya jockey tuh...hehe...sori ye ayie(Damn man, I am the Most Wanted Driver!hihi)<br />Ntok<span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);"> </span><a style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);" href="http://kumbang-terbang.blogspot.com/">Dyan</a><span style="color: rgb(102, 255, 153);">,</span>better luck next tyme...hihihi...<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SXWePd32iDI/AAAAAAAAACA/zlEUSKy_xEg/s1600-h/pcg_need_for_speed_most_wanted.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 282px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SXWePd32iDI/AAAAAAAAACA/zlEUSKy_xEg/s400/pcg_need_for_speed_most_wanted.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5293310925598001202" border="0" /></a><br /><div>bUbYE <a style="color: rgb(255, 153, 255);" href="http://nazmerx0x0x.blogspot.com/">Gowcha</a>,Dian,Paku,Lie,Ayie jockey n Buzak......</div><br /><br /><div>(gue pulang dlu yaaaa!)gagaggagagaa </div><br /><br /><div align="right"></div><br /><br /><div align="right"></div><br /><br /><div align="right">(hehe,tanpa rasa bersalah plak tuh ponteng klas ari khamis)</div><br /><div align="right">nak wat cmna beb, tket ari khamis,jumaat,sabtu,ahad suma da abes......gugugugugugugugu~</div><br /><div align="left"> </div><br /><br /><div align="left"></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-5761420518245001313?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-27708178308634163702009-01-08T00:21:00.000-08:002009-01-08T00:24:58.500-08:00<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SWW4AgRRZlI/AAAAAAAAAB4/kL1LlbvOwUI/s1600-h/starbucks_escher-767149.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5288835656218404434" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 560px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 461px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SWW4AgRRZlI/AAAAAAAAAB4/kL1LlbvOwUI/s400/starbucks_escher-767149.jpg" border="0" /></a>errrr....xpela,minom tempat laen jela......<br />gagagagagaga~<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-2770817830863416370?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-76868030221221644382009-01-04T00:09:00.001-08:002009-01-08T00:04:49.945-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SWBu8OF71LI/AAAAAAAAABg/IhhbnVPoF1s/s1600-h/Trans3.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5287347943387157682" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 260px; CURSOR: pointer; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SWBu8OF71LI/AAAAAAAAABg/IhhbnVPoF1s/s400/Trans3.jpg" border="0" /></a>Kegembiraan ku mbuak2 seperti bubur lambuk ketika tgk trailer cta neh msa sblum release kt panggung.....huhu..<br />Blek KL, baru la sempat tgk.....rse mcm nak jerit je kt midvalley tu je kte ak aku dah tgk Transporter 3 neh(adohhh, lek la broo0o0, org len pn tgk jgak la)hahha......<br /><br />Neway,cegheta dia lbey kurg Transporter 2,kes dia uh kes pnculikan jgak...Heronye,Frank Martin(Jason Statham) dipaksa mgangkut seorang gadis bernma Valentina (Natalya Rudakova) yg sangat bnyak bintik dmukanya,uhu,knyataan beb!...Frank dan Velentina dpasangkan satu alat pada lengan....Dimana,alat ini akan meleto0op..<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,0,0)">B000M</span></span>! kalo jauh 75 meter dari keta uh....Velentina ini anak kpd pacek Leonid Vasilev iaitu seorang politician ntok Environmental Protection Agency for Ukraine...(menteri alam sekitar cenggitu la kalo kt Mesia neh)....Frank mesti travel dari Marseilles melalui stuttgart<span style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"></span><span style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"> </span>dan Budapest until he ends up in Odessa on the Black Sea.....dengan bantuan Inspector Tarconi, mmber encik Frank Martin, mereka harus menumpaskan encik pncuik yang mnyebabkan Frank Martin terjebak skli dlm pnculikan ini....pada msa yg sma,Frank dan Velentina started fall for each other dlm tgh aksi mmbunuh diri lagi tunggin terbalik itu....banyak jgak aksi sepak terajang dlm ceta neh berbanding men tembak2 je..huhu...mcm Transporter 2 jgak, Frank memadu <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="COLOR: rgb(255,204,0)">AUDI A8 W12.....<span style="COLOR: rgb(0,0,0)"><span style="color:#ffffff;">(Uheww)</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color:#ffffff;">BMW 7-Series dlm Transporter 1 lg syok kn...<br /></span><br /><br /><span style="color:#000099;">Neway..Selamat Menonton dan Bersabarla eh ketika mmbeli popcorn.....lalalala~</span></span></span></span></span><span style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"></span><a title="Black Sea" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sea"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-7686803022122164438?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-46011768599031291232009-01-03T23:13:00.000-08:002009-01-03T23:37:54.458-08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SWBnNZep5jI/AAAAAAAAABY/MzmOHpeJRKE/s1600-h/Happy_New_Year02.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 210px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jFWbrjbBWik/SWBnNZep5jI/AAAAAAAAABY/MzmOHpeJRKE/s320/Happy_New_Year02.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5287339442408384050" border="0" /></a><br />woho..agak ketinggalan untuk wish slamt taun baru....<br />xpa,xterlambat lg kn...hoho...<br />bagaimanapun idop still kna troskan smbil mghitung hari dan mgumpul bekalan ke alam yg kekal...<br />(maleyy!!mcm ustat dowh)...<br />ermmm,ak maseh ngan azam yg lma juz ad skit tmbahan...hikhiikhik,cuz taun lalu pnyer azam pn xmnyak sgt yg ak capai...phewphew....<br />xpew,slagi my blood still runnin' through my vein,im still strugglin'....chaiyok khyril!.......o0ooo0o0yaaah!<br />hope this 2009 will make me a<span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-family:webdings;"> </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);font-family:webdings;" >Batter Man</span></span><br /><br /><br /><p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Send someone to love me<br />I need to rest in arms<br />Keep me safe from harm<br />In pouring rain</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Give me endless summer<br />Lord I fear the cold<br />Feel I’m getting old<br />Before my time</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">As my soul heals the shame<br />I will grow through this pain<br />Lord I’m doing all I can<br />To be a<span style="font-size:180%;"> better man</span></p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Go easy on my conscience<br />‘Cause it’s not my fault<br />I know I’ve been taught<br />To take the blame</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Rest assured my angels<br />Will catch my tears<br />Walk me out of here<br />I’m in pain</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">As my soul heals the shame<br />I will grow through this pain<br />Lord I’m doing all I can<br />To be a <span style="font-size:180%;">better man</span> </p><p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Once you’ve found that lover<br />You’re homeward bound<br />Love is all around<br />Love is all around</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">I know some have fallen<br />On stony ground<br />But love is all around</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Send someone to love me<br />I need to rest in arms<br />Keep me safe from harm<br />In pouring rain</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Give me endless summer<br />Lord I fear the cold<br />Feel I’m getting old<br />Before my time</p> <p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">As my soul heals the shame<br />I will grow through this pain<br />Lord I’m doin’ all I can<br />To be a <span style="font-size:180%;">better man</span></p><p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />skali lagi nak wish....<span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span></p><p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);"><span style="font-size:180%;">sElAmaT tAhuN bARu D</span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">oo0o0<span style="font-size:180%;">nia!!!!</span></span></p><p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span></p><p style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="display: block;" id="formatbar_Buttons"><span class="on down" style="display: block;" id="formatbar_ForeColor" title="Text Color" onmouseover="ButtonHoverOn(this);" onmouseout="ButtonHoverOff(this);" onmouseup="" 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blakang uh....ak tolong clear semak sket2 je(pemalas tol)....huhu...ktorg pgi kol 10 pg n balek kol 7 mlm!....<br />ermm...jgkaut tuh dh 3 ari dah dok wat kje kt kbun, smlm br la dy balek.....<br />hoho....nek treler lg jgkaut tuh bler nk balek!dasat gla ah cara jgkaut tuh nek trailer (bse ah... peghak ulu gila,xpnah tgk)...<br />balek umah je mlm tuh,lpas isyak...tros tdo smpai kol 7 pg!tudienn....gagaggagaga.....<br />whole day kt kbun wat ak sgt exhausted plus kne pacat lg....oh,x kusangka ak sgt diminati oleh pacat jgak...klmarin ja 6 ekor kt kaki ak...nseb bek sket je, kalo x mau kna p jumpa doktot mintak tmbah darah......gagagaggaga....ku sangat leteyh....(ala..leteyh la sgt)<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><br /><br /><br />outios amigos~<br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-2382473057161663263?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-95174575440250474.post-41282162534183589322008-12-23T05:10:00.000-08:002008-12-23T06:25:36.417-08:00hello....<br />actually i have nothing to say bout my first post...<br />heeee~<br /><br />kali pertama jugak berblogging...<br />juz a bit 'kekok' to doodle smthin at 'my wall'....huhu....<br />That's all for now...<br /><br /><br /><div align="right"> </div><div align="right"> </div><div align="right">may god bless you~</div><div align="right">thank you~</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/95174575440250474-4128216253418358932?l=khairilmenconteng.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>khyrilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04964124697964445436noreply@blogger.com0